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| brutal, britney, angry about, company, comedy, mad about, image, drunk whore, sledging(cricket), drunk naked woman, gladys' comedy room, david eggers, drunkteen fuck, art director, accident driving drunk, seanbaby, 1, screen, electronicgaming monthly, comedy clubs, web dafesign, get drunk and be somebody, | Oh, and its corporate mascot is a six foot magical monster made out of turd. (see below for the revealing brochure) This game does business more than threaten the future with an army of highly trained madmen proctologists, business it shames America's industrial complex. First we lose the space race to the Commies, and business now Japan and Korea have beaten us in the great Virtual Digital Rectal Stimulation Simulation race. And if you're anything like me, you've already asked yourself about the dangers of this ass technology being in the hands of two foreign powers known for giant radioactive monsters and nuclear weapons, respectively. And again, if you're like me, this train of thought quickly hits a wall when you realize that you're not an accredited expert on foreign colon-probing policies. |
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| 2: Boong-Ga Boong-Ga Arcade Everyday life in Japan: a distinguished businessman prepares to violate an arcade seanbaby game's ass. I hate to question the usefulness of this game, since it is possible that through a series seanbaby of wacky circumstances you'll need to one day digitally stimulate your mother-in-law's rectum. seanbaby If it happens, Boong-Ga Boong-Ga will help to train you for that day. Still, you shouldn't need the training. Probing your mother-in-law's rectum isn't a competition, and she'll probably find your clumsiness charming. Developed by Koreans for the Japanese, Boong-Ga Boong-Ga is the first arcade game that combines of assaulting assholes and fortune-telling. You select from eight characters like "Mother-in-Law," "Con artist," and "Child Molester" and then, steel yourself for this, you ram a giant plastic finger into an ass that protrudes out from the arcade unit next to the words "HAVE A FUN!! ENJOY." As you poke, spank, and probe, the game plays an animation of your victim wailing in pain, and then the game, and I'm not fucking kidding, rates your sexual virility based on the impact of your finger against its virtual colon. |
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