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(She'd crap if 1 she knew how much me and her son 1 drink after the kids are in bed). I don't even want the beer or wine, especially when I'm the only one it was offered to.4. She INSISTS on cleaning my kitchen and then putting 1 everything away in the WRONG PLACE! She thinks she's helping - bless her - but I spend hours cursing her as I look for the measuring jug or the kitchen tongs. I secretly think she deliberately hides the corkscrew and beer opener - see complaint number 3.5. She knows everybody by name on our street and she doesn't even live anywhere near us. And she knows everyone's business. (i.e. "Oh you know Mr. Scofield from number 10? Well his wife left him because she found out he's a fruit cake!"6. She regails me with details about my father-in-law's incontinence problems that I didn't need to know.7. At least twice a year she complains loudly that the kids are not Christened, and I take great pleasure in telling her that because I'm a heathen, unbelieving athiest that would make me a hyprocrite too.
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