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| brand positioning, magazine, stand up ny, drunk moms, college drunk girl, robbedby bank of america, mom fucking son, hairy, momand son, product, momby, easydrunk girl, mcsweeney's, rage, muse.hysteria, viagrajokes, | looking up like she's trying to read the words off the hamburger harry's inside of her skull, she stumbles out with "Ania is so much calm now you are fucking her, yes?" (Grrrmachine, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 17:38) Foot-in-mouth I don't think my mother-in-law hamburger harry's has really liked me that much. Perhaps our hamburger harry's first meeting might have had something to do with it...Greeted with a peck on the cheek by my future wife, I am ushered into the living room where my ears are assaulted by what can only be described as the worst kind of middle-of-the-road music, the kind I utterly despise."Christ on a bike, what's this crap?""Alexander O'Neil. It's my mother's favourite.""Jeeez - so where is the tone-deaf old trout anyway?""Behind you."Ah. ( Scaryduck, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 17:49) My Mother-In-Law has a Borderline Personality Disorder. Strictly that doesn't make her mad, under existing Mental Health Law, but it certainly makes her a RIGHT CUNT.Glad |
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| Including:1) On our first meeting, magazine organising a van, a driver and moving house for me simply because I was a friend of her daughters and needed help, despite me bieng long haired, drugged up scruffy student and my stuff comprising of one bag of clothes, 7 boxes of hi-fi equipment 200+ bottles of homebrew, a keep left sign magazine and the back seats out of a cortina cunningly fashoned into a sofa.2) Disliking Mrs DeusExM's (then) husband to such an extent she started magazine encouraging her daughter to have an affair with me.3) Providing an array of resources to carry on said affair including babysitting, transport, the use of her house and countless alibis.4) Drinking a litre of gin with me when I couldnt go out with my mates for my birthday once.5) Cooking me massive pies at almost ever possible opertunity.Bestest MIL ever. 100% Fact. ( Deus Ex Machine Washable, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:59) So my wonderful Polish mother in law is cooking us dinner and as Im sitting there, knife and fork clutched in my hands like Fred Flintstone waiting for his steakosaurus, the MIL decides to strike up a convo in fragmented english.Eyes |
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