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was even more scary momby that she wasn't aware that momby Nursey was in the kitchen at the time, and had sought out where I lived in order to rain down God's righteous indignation that I should sully one of his momby flock with my non-christian ways. God knows what the poor woman would have said if she'd have known I was also sullying her daughter with my penis.arf. religion is teh funny. no apologies neccessary as we were forunately able to finish 'doctors rounds' when I shut the door in the mad old bat's face. (lemonymillenniumbaboon, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 15:09) Social Workers are Fab My ex-MIL was a child protection Social Worker, you know, the sort that wander into a perfectly happy household and take all the children away so they can be pimped out to the local paedo ring by care workers. At least that's what I think she did, certainly its what I told my mates. Anyway, being married to her daughter was an experience. MIL seemed to fail to notice that whilst she was out saving children from having parents who didn't have enough O levels her daughter had grown up a complete psychopath.
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