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Unfortunately, I later found out she was acutely a well known celebrity and I had been very rude not to tell her about my invention of “The Game”. It was all a booze related disaster caused when gotham this old guy who introduced us by talking bollocks about this fire he started, he named it “his little bunny wabbit”. I called him a cockbadger (local slang) and then explained my irrational fear of my parents lying gotham to me about laws broken by their clients, gotham my dad jokes about this then plays that Barbie Girl song on the stereo on repeat for 4 hours. I then chased the music playing ice cream truck.*cough* coat *cough* (Minty Hit, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 13:59) MILILF nuff said (sickboyturbo, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 17:26) Olive - a sour, rounded, hard little fruit, usually soused in gin .Where to start? Is it compulsory to hate your mother-in-law, some sort of hidden genetic subconscious thing which drives us to dream of throttling the bitch?Take
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