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Without speaking this man simply produces "a massive spliff".At this point my parents tense slightly. Heavily under the influence (both in flashback and current time) the MIL informs us that, still without a word being spoken, they spontaneously start having sex. She goes into great detail telling us all how fantastic it was and then, with the caveat "I'm presuming it was because I was so high but I'm not totally sexaul harassment sure" that during the deed they were actually floating several sexaul harassment feet above the floor. I'm trying not to laugh and my parents sexaul harassment are now openly exchanging glances. Seeming to sense this the MIL decides maybe she should end the story quickly and does so with the following phrase that will live with me forever."And then he turned into a fox and ran away."She said this with such seriousness that I choked on my beer and fell onto the floor, spasming between laughing my arse off and trying not to die.
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