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(Chopper3, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 10:59) Olive - a sour, rounded, hard little fruit, usually soused in gin drunk toilet .Where to start? Is it compulsory to hate your mother-in-law, some sort of hidden genetic subconscious thing which drives us to dream of throttling the bitch?Take my mother-in-law, the lovely drunk toilet Olive. (I wish someone would). She’s the most ignorant, useless, obnoxious, idle, loud-mouthed witch, but thankfully she lives 300 miles away so we don’t see her that often. But when she does come to visit, boy, does she get on my tits.‘What do you fancy for dinner, Olive?’‘Errrm anything, don’t drunk toilet you worry about me, I’ll just have what you’re having’I hate answers like that. So fucking unhelpful.So she gets whatever the family feast is tonight…..and
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