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| buddha, activism, manifesto, picture, radical orthodoxy, marketing, electronicgaming monthly, anger, alba, angry about, robbedby bank of america, nudists, driving drunk, rape videos, humor, rogercorman, timothy mcsweeney's, angryat, free, open publishing, fuking, business, | don’t you fuck off home, you miserable ratbag!!!’ ‘You’ve been here a accident driving drunk story month, don’t you think the rest of the coven are missing you?’‘Eh? What did you say? accident driving drunk story Do I want another pie? Only if accident driving drunk story it’s better than the last one, it looked a bit off that one, anyone would think you’re trying to poison me!!! And do us some chips, I think my arteries are starting to loosen up a bit!! Hehehehehhehe…….sounds of demented cackling which seems to go on for weeks.How can a demented old harridan like that be the mother of a sweet natured girl like my beloved?It’s a (Conundrum, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 10:13) Pete Tong's Mother-In-Law The title isn't a joke, my brother's MIL that I mentioned in my earlier post (just down there, looka!) has a vague and tenuous relationship to Pete Tong of DJing and rhyming slang fame (see end for the confusing explaination). |
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