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| buddha, activism, manifesto, picture, radical orthodoxy, marketing, electronicgaming monthly, anger, alba, angry about, robbedby bank of america, nudists, driving drunk, rape videos, humor, rogercorman, timothy mcsweeney's, angryat, free, open publishing, fuking, business, | After a lovely meal theology she had cooked we all let the alcohol take control and allowed our real personalities to shine through. With us being Northerners and them being Southerners, for my part, this mostly consisted theology of me doing a brilliantly accurate (and therefore terrible sounding) Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins style cock-er-ney accent. Okay I basically spent about three hours shouting 'ELLOOOOOOO MARYYYYYYYYY' at the top of my lungs theology whenever there was more than two seconds of silence. They actually smiled. Slightly. The first time. I also thought it would be hilarious to call my brother's prospective MIL 'my new mummy' at every available opportunity. |
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| She told me the following story.Mr. Tong's three year old son, on hearing the doorbell, raced to the marketing window to see who it was. marketing Upon seeing that it was his father's MIL decided to inform him of this with the following charming phrase delivered in the broadest cock-er-ney accent a three year old boy can manage."Fuckin' 'ell it's Grandma!!!"Terrifyingly true story. For those not drunk the link is this: (concentrate now) my brother's mother-in-law's son is married to the sister of Pete marketing Tong's wife. Easy, see? (Gleeballs has discovered a terrible new power..., Sat 10 Sep 2005, 9:32) I wish she was mine!!! I'm not allowed to have a mother-in-law on account of me being 'an horrific bender(tm)' so instead I can only tell you about my brother's.The first time myself and our entire family met her was in the usual time honoured tradition of a drinking binge in the sunshine or their garden. |
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