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| daughter, mother seduces son, interfaith marriage, mad about, overheardnew york, melbourneindymedia, drunk spring break girl, brand, plays, audio, screen, drunk sex, branding, mom and son, drunk whore, david eggers, 1990, drunk college girl, | Uh, ok.-On our wedding night hubby's brothers, sisters and mum drunk spring break came to the house, asked me to make them something to eat (I made toasted cheese sandwiches with an apron tied over my wedding dress. They didn't even give me time to change.) and then stayed drunk spring break well past 11pm. I was hiding from them in the living room, sobbing "Can't you tell them to go home?" I found out later that since we had co-habited for 4 years, 'the wedding night drunk spring break didn't matter anyway'.-Next day, she let my very young nieces and nephews rip open my wedding presents "because you know, it's so fun for them and you don't mind, do you?" No, they're just the only wedding presents I'll ever have. She had already gathered up presents and the cards tucked under the ribbons SEPARATELY meaning I had about 75 mystery presents with no idea of who had given what. |
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| Out of the blue my dear, sweet idiot of a man turns to his mummy dearest and in his dulcet received pronunciation tones announces'Well you know what you need now mum. 1990 YOU NEED TO GET SOME COCK.'No he wasn't pissed, stoned, on presciption drugs or even in a funny mood. 1990 Although this 1990 is why I love him so. He's the only person to meet his father in law (ie my pa) for the first time and say 'I'm sorry but I don't think I can talk to you now. I'm on a lot of mushrooms and your face won't stop pulsating'.Forgot to say. His mum's answer to the cock line was 'That's probably right dear'. All in her stride, god bless the little bunchkin.Bless. I'd apologise for the length but I have no confidence in my genitalia whatsoever. ( Captain Wow, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 9:35) She's ok, I guess My MIL is very nice in general, but from another planet. She's done things like: offer me her g-grandmother's honking bigass diamond for an engagement ring "except if you divorce, I want it back, you can't just run off with it." |
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