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| daughter, mother seduces son, interfaith marriage, mad about, overheardnew york, melbourneindymedia, drunk spring break girl, brand, plays, audio, screen, drunk sex, branding, mom and son, drunk whore, david eggers, 1990, drunk college girl, | The following row was a joy to behold, as my wife - bless her - basically and somewhat succinctly pointed out to her mother that it might be best for all concerned if she re-mounted her broomstick great names and fuck off into the sunset, which , I am delighted to report, she did......Now who said there was no such thing as a great names happy ending? (Desolation Angel, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:20) Bad Mother-in-law joke... Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel." His great names friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."hehehe (Danzo, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:13) Where do I begin... When I first went round to tea...Sitting there being all formal I hear her shout at Mrs YC "YOU MUST WASH YOUR HANDS YOU'VE BEEN STROKING THE CAT".Ah |
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| I took her into the daughter hospital the following morning to introduce her to her my first born, where she was greeted by my better half saying "Hello mother, hasn't your son-in-law given you a lovely grand-daughter...?" To which she replied the now immortal line "Well Helen, there is always the sperm-bank, you know...."How we chortled as I daughter laughingly felled her with a forearm smash..... (warning: this last sentence may contain traces of untruth)To make matters worse, on the day they were due home daughter from the hospital, she very kindly(!) stayed at home to prepare the house for the impending arrival. At the time we had a very old, and very infirm cat, who could no longer negotiate the cat flap, and had to have a litter tray. We arrived home - the proud parents and the beautiful baby - to be greeted by a smell second only to some of last week's QOTW answers, because the cat had be-fouled itself, and the mother-in-law felt she was above such menial tasks as emptying a litter tray. |
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