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| daughter, mother seduces son, interfaith marriage, mad about, overheardnew york, melbourneindymedia, drunk spring break girl, brand, plays, audio, screen, drunk sex, branding, mom and son, drunk whore, david eggers, 1990, drunk college girl, | length jokes, it might upset her. drunk girl (Citadel, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 16:22) Not mother-in-law yet... ... but my girlfriend's mum. We get on ok, but the first time I went round to pick my gf drunk girl up from their house, I parked in the (rather steep) road. My gf and her mum were in the garden, and walked over to the gate where I'd parked my (admittedly rather scruffy) old Volvo. As I shut the door, the handbrake cable let go with a cartoony TWAAAANNGGG! Leapt back in, foot on brake, into gear, drunk girl really *hope* no-one else realises what had happened. Of course she was convinced it was dangerous because it was quite old, I mean it's not like Volvos have a reputation for safety or anything...Week later, gf and I in my car, gf's parents in their car, following them to the cinema (we were going off to different things after). |
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| I usually bite mom and son my tongue, and have only really gone off on one on the occasion of being asked "Who's that fat shouty nigger mom and son on the telly". Fatman Scoop, for those mom and son of you interested.Also, she doesn't get on well with her daughter. In fact, while I have no real probs wityh MiL, I do rather hate the way she winds Mrs Throbbe up.Mrs Throbbe, has a fantastic but slightly loopy MiL. Ma Throbbes latest amusing example, from this weekend:Having had a handheld electrical fly zapping thing demonstrated to her, the salesman asks if she would be interested in purchasing said item. "Oh, no thank you. I have Buddhist tendancies." (Throbbe, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 17:49) Apparently I have it on good authority (from a close, personal friend - "Taco Balled Me") that an anagram for Mother In Law(s) is Eva Braun, or "Woman, Hitler." or perhaps "Hitler's Woman."no |
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