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In the kitchen my mother, my sister Peggy, and Lee's sister Laura are all looking chick drunk for serving dishes to put the potatoes in, the stuffing in, chick drunk the squash in, the turnips in, the creamed onions in. I have been given table-setting duties. No one can find anything she needs. "Uh, hey. Does anyone know where Jean keeps her wine glasses?" I ask. We continue opening cabinets, pulling out chick drunk drawers, finding sorry excuses for side dish presentation. No one has seen Jean. I am trying to arrange slices of butter inside a coffee mug. "Use this," my mother thrusts a tea saucer in my direction. "Wait a minute . . ." My mother gets the look. It's the same look I've seen in her eye many, many times, including the day years ago when she chased Jean around the living room with my baton.
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