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| She said chocolate." Thanks drunk spring break girl Mom. Thanks for the encouragement. "Just stop on the way and buy some chocolate pudding mix. I'll bring my extra graham cracker crust. You can throw it together before dinner." drunk spring break girl With no supermarkets open on the holiday, we probably stop at seven or eight convenience stores in all, and not one single box of chocolate pudding to be found. The whole time Brian can't understand what could be wrong with throwing our hands up in the air. drunk spring break girl "We are 18 for dinner," I remind him. "Do you think those two pumpkin pies are going to feed 18 people? If my sister ruined the turkey today, do you think she'd just shrug it off and not find a way to fix the situation?" "Not your sister." Whatever that means. We are, of course, the last ones to arrive. |
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