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| trademark, perfect name, momby, drunk teen, naughtiest games, advertising, andrei codrescu, mom, seanbaby, massachusetts drunk driving law, father, anger management, drunkdriving victim, momstrips for son, andrew flintoff, free sex, woman, | I was advertisements being ignorant and it was actually a song from Interview with a Vampire, a film I really wanted for Christmas but everyone in the office laughed and said it was just childhood bad taste. That’s when I lost advertisements it and gave my boss a near death experience when I told him about my premonition a movie star dragon fiercely hording a pile of obscure memorabilia.The fact I am telling these stories must be evidence I am getting old. This one time when on the worst date ever I pretended I was an ex-gigolo just to get laid. I was out of my depth but I had no money to take her out for an expensive meal. She was so impressed she paid me to buy her a present. I managed to get some shoddy crack from a local nuttier who told me a joke about babies being nailed to trees. |
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