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Login or Signup Main Board | Talk Board | Links Board | Calendar | Question of the Week | Image Challenge | FAQ Home » Question of the Week » Take my Mother-in-law... Take my Mother-in-law... There's a reason there are so many bad jokes about mothers-in-law. naughtiest games You don't choose them, they just come along naughtiest games as emotional baggage with your object of affection. I'm lucky, my m-i-l is lovely*, but don't let naughtiest games that put you off telling us how mad your in-laws really are. *No, really ( chthonic, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:48) Pages: Best, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 This question has been closed - you may not add a reply I wish she was mine!!! I'm not allowed to have a mother-in-law on account of me being 'an horrific bender(tm)' so instead I can only tell you about my brother's.The first time myself and our entire family met her was in the usual time honoured tradition of a drinking binge in the sunshine or their garden. After a lovely meal she had cooked we all let the alcohol take control and allowed our real personalities to shine through. |
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