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| I got that off my chest... ( collapsibletank - rotational cemetry, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 12:17) MIL - mad as a box of frogs My MIL is lovely, but a bit obsessed in the cleaning stakes. She cleans her skirting boards with a toothbrush, believes you can't clean a kitchen in less massachusetts drunk driving law than five and a half hours and owns three hoovers - one for massachusetts drunk driving law upstairs, one for downstairs and one for massachusetts drunk driving law outside.Yes - outside. In the winter, those pesky birds drop seeds and nuts from the bird feeder everywhere. The solution? Hoover the lawn.Oh yes.Mad as a goose on stilts. ( Sausagegirl, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 19:09) Take my mother-in-law.....please..... After the somewhat traumatic birth of our first child, I went outside the hospital for a well needed cigarette and to ring everyone and tell them the news that I wouldn't be sleeping for the next five years or so.... On ringing my mother-in-law, I was informed by her partner that she was already on her way to our house.....a |
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