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She's constantly negative, pessimistic, cynical, paranoid - views a real dose of sunshine. Probably the thing that the family finds the most irritating is being around her when the news is on - she goes on these diatribes about politics & pushes for our opinions - we views don't want to give them - b/c we just want her to STFU ALREADY! Hey Margaret have a fuckin valium & a drink will ya? Ya sour faced constipated old lady ya! She's the only person I've ever seen with permanent frown lines. She constantly looks views like she is grimacing in anger. I'm tellin ya - face like a cracked up ol' piss pot.On top of this we're all sure she's undiagnosed OCD.On Christams Day one year she was on the floor 3 times on her hands & knees scrubbing the invisible dirt off the floor.
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