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Then I have wonderful dreams! Monster-In-Law 23 I have the worst mother-in-law. It has taken me five author years to see the light, but I finally author see her for what she is. A bitch. When I married my husband, she controlled the arrangements - why? because she paid for it. I didn't even want a big wedding. A small celebration. Very intimate. But she had so many friggin people to invite. So she got her way. My daughter was born four months after my wedding. The bitch-in-law author never took one single picture of me with my new born child. When I looked through the pictures she said she didn't take them because I was in my pajamas!!! Can you believe her bullshit excuse? What was I supposed to wear - an evening gown? This woman for the past few years has made it abundantly clear that her three sons mean the world to her.
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