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I don't wanna hear her go on and on and on when I come dave eggers home from work. Every single freakin night, or morning, IM BORED, IM TIRED, IM DEPRESSED. COME dave eggers ON! She goes everywhere, she's never home. Then she tells us IM BORED! When we confront her, she's just like, ya i know dave eggers but i'm still depressed. I wanna spend more time with you guys now. PLEASE!!! GIVE ME A FREAKIN BREAK WILL YA! I don't care how much pepper you put, or what color shoes you wanna wear. Just get off my back. Every morning, I didn't sleep last night, do something with me. I'm home alone. Well Hello! We're working all day! Plus she has to do the same things I do and she is more than twice my age. She wants to come everywhere with me. Do everything with me. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Then she tells everyone oh no one takes care of me. I'm alone, blah blah blah. WOULD YA STOP COMPLAINING!
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