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news, drunkdriving, pissed at, comedy clubs, ha ha, great names, ascii art, rape rays, discussion board, new york city, drunk teen, company, pornxxx, erin go bragh, | it was me she was shouting at, and things have just got better and better... (Yellow Car, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:08) Tragedy Well I can't for the life of me think of victoria a funny mother-in-law story - I actually really liked mine. Hated my wife, victoria but got on great with her mother.So in lieu of a funny story I'm cheating and going for the sympathy vote. This qualifies as a MIL story as she was there for victoria most of my own personal tragedy.I wrote this story 1n 1999 before I got married. In retrospect, a lucky escape - but it didn't feel like it a the time.....Enjoy....First Posted Feb 1999A couple of weeks ago I posted asking advice on wether to attend theforthcoming birth of my first child. Well, I did, just not the way Iintended. |
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We arrived home - the proud parents and the beautiful baby - to be greeted by a smell second only to some of last week's QOTW answers, because the cat had be-fouled itself, and the mother-in-law felt she was above such menial tasks as emptying a rape rays litter tray. The following row was a joy to behold, as my wife - bless her - basically and somewhat succinctly pointed out to her mother that it rape rays might be best for all concerned if she re-mounted her broomstick and fuck off into the sunset, which , I am delighted rape rays to report, she did......Now who said there was no such thing as a happy ending? (Desolation Angel, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:20) Bad Mother-in-law joke... Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My MIL is an angel." His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."hehehe (Danzo, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:13) Where do I begin... When I first went round to tea...Sitting there being all formal I hear her shout at Mrs YC "YOU MUST WASH YOUR HANDS YOU'VE BEEN STROKING THE CAT".Ah |
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