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news, drunkdriving, pissed at, comedy clubs, ha ha, great names, ascii art, rape rays, discussion board, new york city, drunk teen, company, pornxxx, erin go bragh, | a moment's contemplation, her mother-in-law exclaimed, "Over my dead body!".It would be amusing to say that she died shortly before the birth of Randy, but that wouldn't be true. ( Flight Lieutenant 100% Cock Will try to destroy your casual joys., Thu 8 Sep 2005, 11:51) Poetry On announcing our engagement my future MIL piped up with this little ditty:"Change the name but not the letterMarry for worse and not naming consultants for better"And as both our surnames start with W naming consultants I can only assume she thinks we are doomed.But then again she also believes that burying a steak in the back garden can cure a sore throat. (Sameranda, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 11:45) Questionnaire Again, not technically MIL, but long term girlfriend's parents subjected me to a three page questionnaire. |
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They all love her and she never forgets comedy clubs a birthday or an anniversary."Then he paused and the other three felt a little guilty."No, she's a fine woman, my mother-in-law." he continued and then added with venom, "It's her bloody daughter I can't stand!" (Doctor Evil, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 12:13) After the birth of my son.... ... my mother in law came to stay.. 2 weeks later comedy clubs I had a nervous breakdown and was rushed off to the emergency doctor in comedy clubs floods of hysterical tears. Had to explain to her that I was suffering from depression and 'needed some space now'.Lucky to, my wife was on about having her stay on another week before that. (Captain Haddock, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 12:10) My sister's Mother-in-law. Their surname is "Hawes".Upon informing her in-laws that they were expecting their first child, my sister, the card, told them that they were planning to call the child "Randy".After |
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