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listening to Toyah.Her mother was always making excuses to interrupt - which would have been fair enough if she was just trying to delay becoming a gran, marketing but the fact is she started wearing increasingly low-cut tops and obviously giving me marketing the come-on.Again - fair enough, a teenage boy's fantasy you might think, except that Diane knew it was going on and seemed to approve.Eeuuww! ( Geoff the Clownfish is a neato what now right, Thu 8 Sep marketing 2005, 10:53) Not married, therefore not technically my mother in law But, on my first meeting the parent, O won some affection from them - they'd questioned me on my politics, familly, religion, job, life etc. The conversation turned to autobiographies; I exclaimed how i'd probably never write one, to which they said - well you'll never have enough material will you? - yes i said, especially if I have any more nights like this...On the return leg (bread knife meets my parents) I warned her we have a pesky do that likes all things smelly (tissues/socks/pants), I went for a shower in the morning, dog comes in grabs the nearest tissue and runs out in to the dining room...
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