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She's writer already finding excuses to use them. At our favorite Italian place getting supper to go tonight: "So and so the dentist asked me in front of the four people at his table why I was holding Dave on my hip when he was obviously big enough to stand writer on his own. I can't wait til I have one of those cards to give him." I don't offer child raising advice preemptively to total strangers, but I'll sure as hell stare at them. Where's the fun in life if you can't look at the human freakshow and then writer laugh at them with your friends when they walk away? I hope to god people get as much mileage out of laughing at me as I do at them. And when your teenage daughter at the table next to mine is laughing for no reason like the intro to "Wipeout" cause she's fucking mentally retarded, I'm gonna look, then discuss her with my brother outside over a smoke. When your ten year old son walks through Denny's wearing only a diaper cause he's not right in the head, you ought to be shot.
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