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| marquis de sade, showbiz, rage, miscellaneous, fuking, naughtiest games, mom son sex, perfect name, family, drunk toilet, seanbaby, hentai rape, easydrunk girl, simpson, sledging(cricket), news, pissed about, drunkdriving, drunk chick, drunk driving conviction, mother son., | (LeeBones, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:52) mother-in-laws to privacy be My other halfs Mum is trendy and young looking from far away, but you get up close and she has has over done the sunbeds and has skin like leather. She goes out more privacy than me (I'm 22, shes late 40's) even though she can't handle her drink. Many a night have a been disturbed when stopping at my boyf's (we have our own house now, thank god!!) her screaming and arguing with my boyf's step privacy dad/brother. Nice lady when she's sober tho! Step Mum-in-law to be is Scotish, drinks pints, does our washing when we haven't got time, and always says "Murder" when we pester her to. Nice Lady!Pretty feeble compaired to the majority, ah well! (bectoria, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:46) KIng of all lurkage Tee hee hee - I defile the food of the mentally ill. Hilarious!You asswipe. (MizStinky, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:38) And my current M-I-L is a big fat munter, who i hate, and she hates me back equally. |
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| 100% Fact. ( Deus Ex Machine Washable, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:59) My MIL.... is a nice woman, but in her quest to be nice has landed herself (and us) drunk toilet in some wierd drunk toilet situations.Once, she thought it would be a drunk toilet good idea to come over and help us tidy up our flat when we were at work, only to go raking about slightly too much. Needless to say, the conversation a couple of evenings later about our bedrooms antics being out own business, but the utensils used should be better hidden was an interesting one....And she came across my stash of disco biscuits another time. Managed to tell her they were for my hay fever, so got away with that one. (2headedturtle, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:53) MIL On return from her holiday my M.I.L. was showing off her new digital camera. She scrolled through several snaps she had taken of her trip to Florida, the last half dozen of which were of the inside of the apartment she had stayed in. When I asked her why she had taken these she replied (with a straight face) 'To use up the film.' |
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