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| marquis de sade, showbiz, rage, miscellaneous, fuking, naughtiest games, mom son sex, perfect name, family, drunk toilet, seanbaby, hentai rape, easydrunk girl, simpson, sledging(cricket), news, pissed about, drunkdriving, drunk chick, drunk driving conviction, mother son., | Including:1) On our first meeting, organising a van, a driver drunk driving law and moving house for me simply because I was a friend of her daughters and needed help, despite me bieng long haired, drugged up scruffy student drunk driving law and my stuff comprising of one bag of clothes, 7 boxes of hi-fi equipment 200+ bottles of homebrew, a keep left sign and the back seats out of a cortina cunningly fashoned into drunk driving law a sofa.2) Disliking Mrs DeusExM's (then) husband to such an extent she started encouraging her daughter to have an affair with me.3) Providing an array of resources to carry on said affair including babysitting, transport, the use of her house and countless alibis.4) Drinking a litre of gin with me when I couldnt go out with my mates for my birthday once.5) Cooking me massive pies at almost ever possible opertunity.Bestest MIL ever. |
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| C: When Mrs Pappers was family dumped by an earlier ex-b/f the F-i-l responded by having a quiet word with her brother and offering him money & alibi to get his friends to 'have a chat' with the ex-b/f to ensure he learns his lesson.It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.. (Taxi for .... Pappers, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 17:26) The first time I met Mrs Tree Hugger's old dear she was sitting in her towelling robe inserting her hand into a latex glove of the surgical variety."Don't mind this," she said, "it's for the family cat" (tree hugger, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 16:57) MIL Ive always told my missus if she ever turns out like her mother she's going under the patio. Firstest post ever! Woo yay.Make no apologies for my length, your wife seems to like it all the same! (sbigib, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 15:08) Best MIL ever My MIL has proved her greatness over the many years I've known her (16, but only an month as an actual MIL). |
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