Okay I basically spent hairy showbiz
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Okay I basically spent about three hours shouting 'ELLOOOOOOO MARYYYYYYYYY' at the top of my lungs whenever there was more than two seconds of silence. They actually smiled. Slightly. The first time. I also thought it would be hilarious to call my brother's prospective showbiz MIL 'my new mummy' at every available opportunity. Far from putting the shits up her, she actually seemed flattered by this.So a showbiz few drinks later and the conversation is still going strong. Now, my parents are very straight laced. They were both virgins on their wedding night and have never tried showbiz anything stronger than lemsip. The MIL however, is a different kind of person. She decides now is the time to regale us with the following story...She
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