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| name development, drunk driving, maturesex, mother son porn, drunk moms, corpse, mom and son, female comedianne, anal rape, drunk woman, rogercorman, timothy mcsweeney's, comedian, might, stage, teenage sex clips, | In two miles of quiet suburbs, gf's mum manages to lose me by heading through a quiet "Conservation Village" at over and 70mph (area now has 6" high and speedbumps and a 15mph limit throughout, not sure if it's connected with this incident).To put the tin hat and on it, some weeks after I got rid of the "dangerous" Volvo, her mum's car failed its MOT and needed a fortune spent to basically reattach the back axle, which was hanging on by two bolts and the brake pipes.She's mental, but lovely really. (gordonjcp, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 14:50) My former MIL... ... never approved of my very existence, and insisted, to her daughter (my wife) and anyone else in earshot, that wifey could have done much better in her choice for a mate. This witch was also a rabid born-again-Christian zealot who found fault in all who are not Bible-thwacked fundamentalist Baptists, including yours truly. She had a real joy lambasting my theosophy (not specified here) and my profession (biologist), since many of the things I believe (ie. |
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| I have Buddhist tendancies." (Throbbe, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 17:49) Apparently I have it on timothy mcsweeney's good authority (from a close, personal friend - "Taco Balled Me") that an anagram for Mother In Law(s) is Eva Braun, or "Woman, Hitler." or perhaps "Hitler's Woman."no length jokes, it might upset her. (Citadel, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 16:22) Not timothy mcsweeney's mother-in-law yet... ... but my girlfriend's mum. We get on ok, but the first time I went round timothy mcsweeney's to pick my gf up from their house, I parked in the (rather steep) road. My gf and her mum were in the garden, and walked over to the gate where I'd parked my (admittedly rather scruffy) old Volvo. As I shut the door, the handbrake cable let go with a cartoony TWAAAANNGGG! Leapt back in, foot on brake, into gear, really *hope* no-one else realises what had happened. Of course she was convinced it was dangerous because it was quite old, I mean it's not like Volvos have a reputation for safety or anything...Week later, gf and I in my car, gf's parents in their car, following them to the cinema (we were going off to different things after). |
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