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And then PFIL just disappears into the crowd. Now, I'm a little short-sighted, and the idea of going up to within recognition distance of each of about a hundred naked men to see which one I know isn't exactly within my confort zone, so I spent what seemed like four hours in the shallow end, name development waiting for name development him to come and rescue me, or at least buy me a beer...Anyway, it was less embarrassing than my friend's meet-the-Japanese-family-while-in-the-bath story - his now brother-in-law gave him a big hug in the name development changing rooms and, in broken English, stuttered:We are now family - I have seen your penis! ( aserinsky, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 18:08) This is a crap, crap one. Sorry for blandless, but my mother in law's only been my mother in law for a few months.
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