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| name development, drunk driving, maturesex, mother son porn, drunk moms, corpse, mom and son, female comedianne, anal rape, drunk woman, rogercorman, timothy mcsweeney's, comedian, might, stage, teenage sex clips, | "This should keep her going for a few more months," I thought to myself. (stusut79, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 11:43) Not a story, just an observation I think being a mother-in-law is actually a genetic condition, and you can't help it.My mum is ace, she has a heart of gold and I really couldn't have picked a better one, drunk underwear she's readily available drunk underwear for tea and drunk underwear sympathy, takes me shopping when I'm poor, and cooks the best fish pie under the sun. As a nanna, she's the best, she plays computer games with all my nephews and built my neices a fairy garden to play in, and can whip up a cake/fancy dress costume in a matter of minutes.But as a mother-in-law she is a cruel heartless bitch, she gives my sister-in-law a dogs life, and reminds her daily while she'll never be good enough for her little boy, or worthy to raise her grandchildren. |
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| "But sire, I implore ye! Thou art my mom and son son in law and in deed, in memory and in soul. My need to smell the floral tones of my daughter's loins from the nape of thine waxy neck is volcanic in its magnitude and brutal in its dogged determination. I awake under moonlight, bile gargling like cold tea in the mom and son well of my parched throat. I retch in the darkness. I look down and my mom and son knees are like ruddy ears, laughing at my plight. My toes are in knots that shall take weeks to untangle. My shins hum with static, barking at one another. The sound is unbearable. My breasts kick angrily downwards at my thighs, while in between, my sweet vagina weeps..."Carol went on like this for a while. When she had finished I couldn't think of an adequate retort so I yielded to her demands and invited her in. I sat playing Emlyn Hughes International Soccer on my Sinclair ZX Spectrum +3 for a couple of hours while she sniffed at my neck. |
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