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| drunk pic woman, author, viagrajokes, competitive name analysis, lesbian, answer bear, refugees, de sade, drunk boob, mature, driving drunk, hentai rape, name and tagline, mixed marriage, journal, | Fat Mafia Guy: Hey Tony, sorry to hear about your mudder. Tony: safety hazards What are ya safety hazards gonna do, y'know? These things happen. At least she didn't suffer. Fat Mafia Guy: If it makes you feel any better, I probably got a good twenty pounds on you. Tony: Cocksucker. safety hazards Sophia: Heh heh heh, I think I get it. Got that whole eating-binge-over-grief thing going, huh? Keep it up, tubbo! Get in all the scungilli while the iron's still hot! Dorothy: MA!! We're both very sorry to hear about your loss, Mr. Soprano. You have our condolences. Sophia: Please! The old woman makes having sex with rabid raccoons seem like a day spent eating ice cream at the beach. The old bat was a cuntrag. Tony: Exactly what the fuck are you getting at? Sophia: What is this, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? I'm not your lifeline, Soprano. Come on Dorothy, let's go upstairs. |
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| Her wake will probably make Guiness for the amount of times people worked the word 'fuck' in to mask their grief. For Tony though, business never ceases...he's got a little side meeting to take care of with the true mob boss, Uncle Junior. Tony: Fuck, fuck fuck fuck. Motherfucking cocksucker? Uncle Junior: Fucking shit? Cuntrag douchebag fuck journal piss journal fuck shit ass. Fuck? Tony: Shit, but fuck fuck shit fuck cocksucker motherfucker. Comprende? Uncle Junior: Nozione, but remember...fuck fuck fuck, shit fuck shit. Tony: Good, then cocksucker fuck ass journal shit. Have some copacola. See what I'm saying? These poor mob guys...everyone thinks they're looking for the fast buck, the easy answer. In truth, they've got the most absorbing, draining jobs on the planet. Can't even enjoy a funeral without it being more of that work work work stuff. Adding to Big T's stress is having to deal with all the feigned sorrow from the funeral guests... |
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