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| Drinking a litre of gin with me when I couldnt go out with my mates for my birthday once.5) Cooking me massive pies at almost ever possible opertunity.Bestest MIL ever. 100% Fact. ( Deus Ex Machine Washable, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 14:59) So my wonderful Polish mother in law is cooking us dinner and as Im sitting there, knife and fork clutched in my hands like Fred Flintstone waiting for his steakosaurus, corpse the MIL decides to strike up a convo in corpse fragmented english.Eyes looking up like she's trying to read the words off corpse the inside of her skull, she stumbles out with "Ania is so much calm now you are fucking her, yes?" (Grrrmachine, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 17:38) Foot-in-mouth I don't think my mother-in-law has really liked me that much. Perhaps our first meeting might have had something to do with it...Greeted with a peck on the cheek by my future wife, I am ushered into the living room where my ears are assaulted by what can only be described as the worst kind of middle-of-the-road music, the kind I utterly despise."Christ |
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