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my mother-in-law, the lovely Olive. (I wish someone would). She’s the most ignorant, useless, obnoxious, idle, loud-mouthed witch, but thankfully she lives 300 miles away so we don’t see her that often. But when she does come to estrogen visit, boy, does she get on my tits.‘What do you fancy for dinner, Olive?’‘Errrm anything, don’t you worry about me, I’ll just have what you’re having’I hate answers like that. So fucking unhelpful.So she gets whatever the family feast is tonight…..and I don’t care what it is, she doesn’t like it. She estrogen turns up her nose, pokes it suspiciously with a fork a few times, then whines’ Errrrm, I don’t like this, it smells funny, I think it’s off, can you just do me a plate of chips? None of those arty-farty oven chips, mind you, I want proper saturated full-fat cardiac-arrest jobs, fried in whale-dip’.
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