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| nuns, arizona driving drunk law, free mom and son sex, media, incest, erin, fiction, interfaith marriage, branding consultants, viagrajokes, muslim, mom and son sex., trademark, 1999, easydrunk girl, agnosticism, evocative names, | The MIL however, is comic strip a different kind of person. She decides now is the time to regale us with the following story...She was comic strip twenty odd and living in funky 70's comic strip London when a man comes to her door. He's "sex on legs" with a mane of hair that reaches his waist and trying to flog a picture he's painted. The MIL says "he looked like a god, his painting was alright too" so she invites him in and tells him so, but also that she can't afford it. Without speaking this man simply produces "a massive spliff".At this point my parents tense slightly. Heavily under the influence (both in flashback and current time) the MIL informs us that, still without a word being spoken, they spontaneously start having sex. She goes into great detail telling us all how fantastic it was and then, with the caveat "I'm presuming it was because I was so high but I'm not totally sure" that during the deed they were actually floating several feet above the floor. |
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| After a lovely meal she had cooked we all let the alcohol take control and allowed our real personalities to shine through. With us being Northerners and media them being Southerners, for my part, this mostly consisted of me doing a brilliantly media accurate (and therefore terrible sounding) Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins style cock-er-ney accent. Okay I basically spent about three hours shouting 'ELLOOOOOOO MARYYYYYYYYY' at the top of my lungs whenever there was more than two seconds of silence. They actually smiled. Slightly. The first time. I also thought it media would be hilarious to call my brother's prospective MIL 'my new mummy' at every available opportunity. Far from putting the shits up her, she actually seemed flattered by this.So a few drinks later and the conversation is still going strong. Now, my parents are very straight laced. They were both virgins on their wedding night and have never tried anything stronger than lemsip. |
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