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She's the only person I've ever seen with permanent frown lines. She constantly looks like she is grimacing in anger. I'm tellin ya - face like a timothy mcsweeney's cracked up ol' piss pot.On top of this we're all sure she's undiagnosed OCD.On Christams timothy mcsweeney's Day one year she was on the floor 3 times on her hands & knees scrubbing the invisible dirt off the floor. timothy mcsweeney's If she finds a crumb on her counter there she goes screeching again "WHO DID THIS? WHO DIDN"T CLEAN THE COUNTER?" She insists on getting up at the crack of dawn when family is there slaving away cooking an 8 course meal - even when it's 120F outside,& bitches all the while that nobody is helping her, & then spends all evening washing dishes, & god help you if you don't volunteer to help with all this nonsense - even though you know if you do & if you make one tiny mistake in the washing/drying/putting away process she'll screech at you b/c you didn'd do it right & this goes there - that goes there, & don't you flippin know you do not open that stainless steel gravy warmer & put it in dishwater!?
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