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| hardcore drunk sluts, incest stories father daughter, comedians, drunk toilet, accident driving drunk story, theology, sexaul harassment, pissed at, ha, stress, ezine, drunk driving, gangrape, mom son, kama sutra, clips, naked, laws, confession, might, gotham comedy club, mom fucking son., | So, as my wife and her family stuffed open mike night themselves with turkey, vomited my mother-in-law's "mashed potato surprise!," got tipsy and fought over who was treated best as a kid, I hid out in open mike night the theater by my lonesome, having the same dinner the Peanuts kids ate. The theaters were mostly empty on Thanksgiving day until about five open mike night p.m. and I had no trouble fitting in a double feature. It was me, a bunch of other loser men, single dads with their kids, and some foreigners who don't have a God damn thing to be thankful for. I paid for "Sleepy Hollow" and snuck into "Toy Story 2." If I had it to do over, I would have paid for "Toy Story 2." |
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| and "Toy Story's Pretty Fucking Good!" The hardcore drunk sluts fact that I don't get along with anyone is to your benefit this week. This is what happens hardcore drunk sluts when Mrs. Filthy's family comes over for Thanksgiving because we can't all fit in their trailer, and my fucking brother-in-law starts yapping that the apartment smells like gasoline, and how my wife is too good for me, and how our neighborhood sucks and how his Camaro is so Goddamn bitchin'. As my face turned purple and I started drinking the cooking sherry, the Mrs. hardcore drunk sluts gave me a ten-dollar bill and told me to get lost before I embarrassed her, like I did last year when I got drunk and tried choking my mother-in-law. Ten bones not only buys a full-price movie ticket, it also buys a bag of the popcorn. |
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