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| laughter, plays, de sade, incest, gigglechick, drunk boob, mad at, great names, drunk teen porn, muse, naming tools, audio, massachusetts drunk driving law, | - fair enough, a teenage boy's fantasy you might think, except that Diane knew it was going on and seemed to approve.Eeuuww! ( Geoff the Clownfish is a neato what sumbissions now right, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:53) Not married, therefore not technically sumbissions my mother in law But, on my first meeting the parent, O won some affection from them - they'd questioned me on my politics, familly, sumbissions religion, job, life etc. The conversation turned to autobiographies; I exclaimed how i'd probably never write one, to which they said - well you'll never have enough material will you? - yes i said, especially if I have any more nights like this...On the return leg (bread knife meets my parents) I warned her we have a pesky do that likes all things smelly (tissues/socks/pants), I went for a shower in the morning, dog comes in grabs the nearest tissue and runs out in to the dining room... |
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| for not sticking strictly to the QOTW, but I feel that I am a little audio to young for that kind of commitment. ( audio Argh. There be scallys in the ranks., Thu 8 audio Sep 2005, 11:15) Mother-in-law Not technically my M-I-L:Keeps refering to digital cameras as "diagonal" camera ... bless her :) (roet, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 11:02) Thanks Mother-in-law (GFs mum actually...) About a month or two into our relationship, my then girlfriend's mum kicked her out of the house, stating that "If she's going to spend more time with 'that boy' than to come home, she can spend every night out!"Sex was pretty much on tap after that point, until she decided it was "cruel of her to not let you back into the house"Bitch (Insane Maniac wishes it wasnt, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 11:02) I was 15 or so and used to go up Diane Jones's house and finger her in the front room (of the house!) listening to Toyah.Her mother was always making excuses to interrupt - which would have been fair enough if she was just trying to delay becoming a gran, but the fact is she started wearing increasingly low-cut tops and obviously giving me the come-on.Again |
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