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| laughter, plays, de sade, incest, gigglechick, drunk boob, mad at, great names, drunk teen porn, muse, naming tools, audio, massachusetts drunk driving law, | He grabbed the remote off open mike night of me, and at the time I didn't realise why he was so open mike night panicky.So the mother comes back in because it's still loud and she sees the TV is now black and white. She looks at my mate holding the remote:"What have you done!?""Buh-buh-buh"The poor kid was bricking it. And, with good reason. She marched over and walloped him around the face in a brutal backhand that literally knocked him off his chair and left him face down on the floor clutching his cheek. whimpering. She continued to yell something open mike night incomprehensible and then turned to me. She said completely calmy "I think you should go home now". Being ten and an abject coward, I wasn't about to disagree. I left and could hear the screams continuing from indoors. And to add salt to the wound, my mum wasn't due to pick me up for another three hours. |
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| for absence of humour - need to finish writing the rant about ex MIL who was far from lovely.(Insert length/girth joke here) ( Ogwen69 mad at Does stuff. Sometimes., Thu 8 Sep 2005, 13:54) Not a mother in law but a mother none the less - and boy do I feel mad at sorry for the poor girl that's going mad at to end up with this woman as a MIL......I was about ten and was invited around a mates house. He's half Jewish and half British, so I never realised he was part Jewish till I met his mum. And oh boy do Jewish mother's live up to their reputation......We were watching TV and it was a bit loud, cue screams from the next rooom to "turn that racket down if you know what's good for you!" So I tried to turn down the volume but must have hit thw wrong button. I pressed again and held and watched as the colour drained from the screen. I tried turning it back but his remote was full of weird symbols and I was used to my remote which simply said "colour". |
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