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A bitch. 1999 cricket world cup When I married my husband, she controlled the arrangements - why? because she paid for it. I didn't even want a big wedding. A small celebration. Very intimate. But she had so many friggin people to invite. So she got her way. My daughter was born four months after my wedding. The bitch-in-law never took one single picture 1999 cricket world cup of me with my new born child. When I looked through the pictures she said she didn't take them because I was in my pajamas!!! Can you believe her 1999 cricket world cup bullshit excuse? What was I supposed to wear - an evening gown? This woman for the past few years has made it abundantly clear that her three sons mean the world to her. She is so fake and phony. She tries to tell me how to parent. I have two well-behaved, beautiful, smart children and she has three boys who can't communicate with women and the only one who is married is my husband. The other two can't get a girl. So who should be giving parenting advice?
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