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| muse, naming tools, audio, massachusetts drunk driving law, product, tremendous, drunk spring break girl, advertising, branding consultants, drunk flashing woman, gigglechick.com, naughtiest games, views, | When your ten year old son walks through Denny's wearing only a diaper cause he's not right in the head, you ought to be shot. But I sumbissions won't tell you that. Why? sumbissions Cause you might sumbissions shoot me a bird or just shoot me. Most people tell me they were afraid of me or hated me when they met me. By the time they've gotten over this and told me about it, they like me so much I can't get rid of their asses. If they still hate me, they're really fucking nice cause they're still scared too. If they're indifferent, we pretend we don't see each other. The indifferent group is very small. Everyone hates to be ignored. How do I avoid indifference? I either crawl up someone's ass and light an old school M80, or I spend my all my time and money making them happy. |
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| Of course my mother is ordering two magnetic ribbons for every car in the extended family ( no small order, she audio has audio three cars of her own) and a round of sensitivity business cards for the house. She's already finding excuses to use them. At our favorite Italian place getting supper to go tonight: "So audio and so the dentist asked me in front of the four people at his table why I was holding Dave on my hip when he was obviously big enough to stand on his own. I can't wait til I have one of those cards to give him." I don't offer child raising advice preemptively to total strangers, but I'll sure as hell stare at them. Where's the fun in life if you can't look at the human freakshow and then laugh at them with your friends when they walk away? I hope to god people get as much mileage out of laughing at me as I do at them. And when your teenage daughter at the table next to mine is laughing for no reason like the intro to "Wipeout" cause she's fucking mentally retarded, I'm gonna look, then discuss her with my brother outside over a smoke. |
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