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| Holy mother of fuck, is this what Hanoi Jane has come to? Indeed, the once proud liberal, a champion of anti-war protest, free speech, and social awareness, has now been reduced to passing out in a plate of tripe and exquisite tearfully pounding couches. I would rather watch Fonda wheel anti-aircraft machinery into her backyard and take down a dozen passenger jets than any one exquisite scene from this most tragic of "comebacks." We waited fifteen years for this? A two-time Oscar winner, star of such classics as Klute, They Shoot exquisite Horses, Don't They?, The China Syndrome, and Coming Home, is now having a slapping match with Jennifer Lopez? Big fucking surprise that her sense of judgment and self-respect left en masse the moment she turned to Christianity for solace. But hey, the broad looks pretty good for 67, right? I'd tap it, but no one human being -- save Joan Rivers -- as had more nipping, tucking, and pulling on a single face. You want an authentic 67? Take a look at your grandmother; would you ask that to back its ass up? |
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