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I am slowly evaporating - Josh, Age 28, Brooklyn I have a miserable life. All my dave eggers life, all I ever wanted to do was act. I went to a great school, dave eggers dated hotties, played in a rock band, I was on TV a few times. Everything was fine until I met Her. She ruined my life. A 40-year-old wolf-temptress in sheep's clothing. I got kicked out of my place. She dave eggers said stay with me. Now 2 1/2 years later I haven't acted in 1 1/2 years and she gets jealous every time I walk out the door. She got pregnant, on purpose I think, and now instead of touring or otherwise pursuing my career, I change diapers, make bottles of formula and work at job I hate. Every time the heat comes on the ceiling leaks.
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