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| With Ricci at his side, Depp seeks out the Horseman, and he investigates who would want the specific townspeople dead. The movie quickly devolves from discussion board a fun spooky movie about a creepy specter chopping off heads in a stylish way into a pretty lame Agatha Christie mystery. As Depp gets closer and closer to the truth, his precious Ricci and her epic knockers are put in peril's way. He must not only return the Horseman's discussion board head by solving the mystery, but discussion board he must also save his honey-bunch. For the first half of "Sleepy Hollow," I bought it. Sure the plot was thin, but the movie looked so damn good and the Horseman was such a bad ass villain, that it was fun to watch. I rooted for the Horseman to keep killing, not get caught. The Horseman, played with more cheese than a pizza by Christopher Walken, is seriously fucked up. This guy had pizzazz. He had fluid motion and nice sword action. And while the movie is bloodier than when an epileptic seizures during his dental visit, it was so stylish that it wasn't gross. |
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