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| standupny, drunk naked woman, rape stories, driving drunk, new sex sites, mother son, drunkteen fuck, trademark, comedy, open mic, conspiracy duck, interfaith marriage, rapeporn, drunk pilot, reviews, open mike, angryat, drunk party, naughty games, drunk college party pic, mature, | Throbbe, has a drunk pee fantastic but slightly loopy MiL. Ma drunk pee Throbbes latest amusing example, from this weekend:Having drunk pee had a handheld electrical fly zapping thing demonstrated to her, the salesman asks if she would be interested in purchasing said item. "Oh, no thank you. I have Buddhist tendancies." (Throbbe, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 17:49) Apparently I have it on good authority (from a close, personal friend - "Taco Balled Me") that an anagram for Mother In Law(s) is Eva Braun, or "Woman, Hitler." or perhaps "Hitler's Woman."no length jokes, it might upset her. (Citadel, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 16:22) Not mother-in-law yet... ... but my girlfriend's mum. We get on ok, but the first time I went round to pick my gf up from their house, I parked in the (rather steep) road. |
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| it rape stories was less embarrassing than my friend's meet-the-Japanese-family-while-in-the-bath story - his now brother-in-law gave him a big hug in the changing rooms and, in broken English, stuttered:We are now family - I have seen your penis! ( aserinsky, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 18:08) My MIL used to say "Change this Qotw, it sucks big hairy cock" (homochicken, Mon 12 Sep 2005, 18:00) Goldfish Samurai ... rape stories My sympathies are with you too. Being told to 'just cheer up' rape stories is positively funny against 'demonic possession'.Anyhoo, MiL is actually very nice and friendly, but just rather ahem 'set in her ways'. I usually bite my tongue, and have only really gone off on one on the occasion of being asked "Who's that fat shouty nigger on the telly". Fatman Scoop, for those of you interested.Also, she doesn't get on well with her daughter. In fact, while I have no real probs wityh MiL, I do rather hate the way she winds Mrs Throbbe up.Mrs |
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