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| rapeporn, drunk pilot, reviews, open mike, angryat, drunk party, naughty games, drunk college party pic, mature, barely legal movies, naming tools, drunk sex, hullabaloo, arizona driving drunk law, incest, drunk free girl video, branding consultants, teenage sex clips, erin, mad at, stand up, company names, | (Peelmytangerines, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 18:44) So my wonderful Polish mother in law is cooking us dinner and as Im sitting there, knife and fork clutched in my hands like Fred Flintstone waiting for his steakosaurus, the MIL decides to strike up a convo in fragmented english.Eyes looking stress up like she's trying to read the words stress off the inside of her skull, she stumbles out with "Ania is so much calm now you are fucking her, yes?" (Grrrmachine, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 17:38) My mum Mr Pie thinks my mum (ie his MiL if we ever stress get married) is a bit naive. He thinks she grew up in some kind of bubble, such is her lack of awareness of current trends, things north of the Watford gap, etc.Her best one was when she asked me what a wanker was. I was slightly taken aback, but did my best to explain. |
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| Glasgow, like the East End, has some nice bits too, and coming from Glasgow doesn't automatically make you a mad at homicidal maniac, although it would be satisfying to punch you in the face until you learned how to write properly. (Normanator, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 19:22) I'm too young to be married... but, my mum will make a great mother-in-law. Shes that fab. (Tormentedpuffin slagggggggg, mad at Tue 13 Sep 2005, 19:01) I took my mother in law's virginity she was rubbish.took her up the arse too. (Christopsy, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 18:57) speaking of anagrams.... In addition to "Hitler woman mad at " posted below, I'm also fond of "armhole woman".www.wordsmith.org/anagram/for lots more. (nordicapollo, Tue 13 Sep 2005, 18:48) I seriously think my MIL is a virgin My husband is adopted.They were introduced through the church and I think they were too shy and religious to figure out where it goes, so they gave up and adopted instead. |
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