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| ukmom, female comedianne, art director, open mike night, drunk party, mad at, drunk free girl video, mother son, branding consultants, drunk guys, drunk flashing woman, hardcore drunk sluts, laborlaw, advertising, picture, mom and son sex galleries, rogercorman, women, erin bennett, disability leave, mom, video: drama, teenage sex clips, | (Argh-wrath, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 0:24) Right... Typical haul of stuff we are made to take away with us after a visit to the in laws:Packet of with 6 obscure brand norwegian frozen doughnuts - semi defrostedThree with copies of 'yours' magazine (knitting patterns, cake recipes, 'Doctors said lose your baby or your legs type stories)A pack of three assorted peppersA fushia pink cardigan of some man made flammable textile, size medium ("it's too big for me but it might fit you")A copy of Asda instore magazinePack of three 'Hike' (logo made to look like Nike) socks off the marketA with wicker fruit bowl which has been adorned with a knitted snowman holding the fruitbowl in a fuzzy embrace.Say. No. More. |
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| Woo yay - a long time coming but too late to save the marriage ( lizzie1000, Sat 10 drunk party Sep 2005, 1:30) Just legendary M-I-L on seeing my son two days after birth: "He looks a lot less like his father now the swelling's gone down."And the drunk party presents, dear god the presents...Space Precinct figures ("Well, you like sci-fi..."). Furry handcuffs (Err, you know I screw your daughter, right?).A mug with "Computer Boffin" on it (Now used as the work mug, for post-modern irony).But on the other hand, she's also bought me a didgeridoo drunk party (okay, cool. WTF, as I've never expressed an interest in said instrument, but okay).Oh, and a decorative four foot sword. The day before I needed a sword to conduct my handfasting to her daughter. So, on the whole, I think I'll let her keep seeing her grandchildren, for the time being. |
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