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| mother son., sexaul harassment, ·young, drunk boob, andrewmother fucking hutchins, comedy clubs, drunk lesbian teen, mixed marriage, estrogen, erin go bragh, mother son incest, drunk girl, chick drunk, | don’t you fuck off home, you miserable ratbag!!!’ ‘You’ve been here a month, don’t you think the rest of the coven are missing you?’‘Eh? What did you say? holidays Do I want another pie? Only if it’s better than the last one, it looked a bit off that one, anyone would think you’re trying to poison me!!! And do us some chips, holidays I think my arteries are starting to loosen up a bit!! Hehehehehhehe…….sounds of demented holidays cackling which seems to go on for weeks.How can a demented old harridan like that be the mother of a sweet natured girl like my beloved?It’s a (Conundrum, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 10:13) Pete Tong's Mother-In-Law The title isn't a joke, my brother's MIL that I mentioned in my earlier post (just down there, looka!) has a vague and tenuous relationship to Pete Tong of DJing and rhyming slang fame (see end for the confusing explaination). She told me the following story.Mr. Tong's three year old son, on hearing the doorbell, raced to the window to see who it was. |
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| anything, don’t you worry about me, I’ll just have what you’re having’I hate answers like that. So fucking unhelpful.So she gets whatever the family feast is drunk girl tonight…..and I drunk girl don’t care what it is, she doesn’t like it. She turns up her nose, pokes it suspiciously with a fork a few times, then whines’ Errrrm, I don’t like this, it smells funny, I think it’s off, can you just do me a plate of chips? None of those arty-farty oven chips, mind you, I want proper saturated full-fat cardiac-arrest jobs, fried in whale-dip’. But don’t mind me, I’m not drunk girl that hungry…….She can keep that up for hours. She can whinge and moan for England. Sits there like a deformed fat spider puffing away at her fags and dripping poison in whatever ear she can force into a corner. She’s hard of hearing, but won’t wear a hearing aid. She has a hide like a rhinoceros, totally oblivious to any hint or subtlety, the only way to get her attention is to kick her viciously up her fat arse, then shout very loudly in her wax-ridden ears, using language it’s impossible to misinterpret.‘Why |
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