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| 200, eggers, drunk whore, david eggers, comedian, image, maturesex, uncensored, free, stand up, israel, business, | I shouldn't say that since George has been creaming on Condi's coffee for so long he can barely comic strip get it hard without me blacking my face and painting a gap between my teeth. No, comic strip no, seriously, when Condi, Lynne Cheney, and I went out one night to see the Chippendale's dancers, I've never seen a woman down as much choad as Lynne. At one point, there were so many cocks thrusting in her face that I commented that she looked like a water bowl in a snake pit. 'Oh, you better make that a python cage,' Lynne comic strip said before deep-throating one monster dick, and not her husband's. Her new Secret Service name is 'Shiny Teeth.' Oh, but I kid, I kid Lynne and, you know, it's ridiculous to say anything like that about Condi 'cause she's gay. |
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| - 1000); setCookie(name,'',null,expire,'/',null);} The Rude Pundit Proudly lowering the level of political discourse 5/2/2005 What Laura Bush Should Have Said (Rude Version):What we all wish Laura Bush had said at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, where she cracked wise about the President and male strippers:"Jesus Christ, yes, I'm a Desperate Housewife - I'm just tryin' to figure out which one. Maybe I'm Lynette, because 200 I 200 am addicted to 200 the twins' Ritalin. No, no, that's not true- Ritalin would ruin the buzz from my Xanax/Prozac cocktail that keeps me smilin', smilin' happy all the time. Or maybe I'm Gabrielle, because, yes, I am fucking the seventeen year-old White House pool boy. No, no, that's not true, although I have been the cream in the Oreo of a Colin Powell/Rod Paige cookie. |
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