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Anyway, we were round at my gaff playing a spot of doctors and nurses when all of a sudden there comes a andrewmother fucking hutchins hammering at my front door. Nursey flees into andrewmother fucking hutchins the kitchen whilst I andrewmother fucking hutchins see to the door and there is MIL - a short, pious little woman, very prim and well attired in something like 1950's garb - her face contorted with puritanical rage, she screamed at me"SINCE MY DAUGHTER HAS KNOWN YOU SHE HAS BECOME A LIAR AND A DECEIVER!"It was even more scary that she wasn't aware that Nursey was in the kitchen at the time, and had sought out where I lived in order to rain down God's righteous indignation that I should sully one of his flock with my non-christian ways. God knows what the poor woman would have said if she'd have known I was also sullying her daughter with my penis.arf. religion is teh funny. no apologies neccessary as we were forunately able to finish 'doctors rounds' when I shut the door in the mad old bat's face. |
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