 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| maturewoman peeing, drunkteen fuck, branding, open mic, mom son sex, gigglechick.com, mom and son sex., comedians, laugh, selected, mother seduces son, rage, jessica, experiential names, | WTF???She then proceeded ha to spend the next five days expecting to be waited on hand and foot, whilst I was back and to the maternity ward trying to prepare for the arrival home of our little bundle of joy. I took her into the hospital the following ha morning to introduce her to her my first born, where she was greeted by my better half saying "Hello mother, hasn't your son-in-law given you a lovely grand-daughter...?" To which she replied the ha now immortal line "Well Helen, there is always the sperm-bank, you know...."How we chortled as I laughingly felled her with a forearm smash..... (warning: this last sentence may contain traces of untruth)To make matters worse, on the day they were due home from the hospital, she very kindly(!) |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| what was in the tissue??? cue mortified girlfriend and rather embarrased mum. DOHgrith and nehlt? (GBDennis, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 10:27) Take my mother-in-law.....please..... After the somewhat traumatic birth of our first child, I went outside the hospital for a well needed cigarette and to ring everyone and tell them the news that I wouldn't be sleeping for the next five years or so.... On ringing my mother-in-law, I was informed by her partner that she was already on her way to our house.....a fact laugh that nobody else seemed aware laugh of, least of all me.....When I finally left the hospital later that night, I arrived home to find her sitting next door with the neighbours drinking tea. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
